Dear Male Teenagers Who Reside Under This Roof,
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING BATHROOM. I swear to Jesus Christ and on all thing's good and holy, I will piss on your motherfucking beds rather than have to walk those steps one more fucking time only to discover that after forty five minutes, YOU ARE STILL IN THE FUCKING SHOWER. You are not the only people that live here. And there is no reason on this green Earth for you to be in there that fucking long. None. You do not need to tweeze your eyebrows. You do not need to shave your legs. You do not menstruate. You do not require time to apply makeup. So, unless you are jerking off, there is no excuse for this shit. And even if you are jerking off, we only have one fucking bathroom. Do it in your fucking room! Seriously. Next time, I'm going down to the basement and flipping the fucking breaker switch. You have been warned.
Sincerely,
The Motherfucking Management
PS- Wet towels on the floor? Are you fucking kidding me???
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